Saturday, September 11, 2010

Fast Food Corner

Has anybody heard of the new Denny's sandwich - the Fried Cheese Melt Sandwich? Basically, it's a grilled cheese, but with mozzarella sticks added. Pizza Hut's "cheesey crust pizza" thinks that's a lot of cheese. People's hearts probably stop beating the second this thing is ordered.

I mean, seriously, could they have figured away to make the bread out of cheese at this point? Holy smokes - I can't imagine how long that sandwich would take to pass through my intestines. My guess is that I'd probably go a good week without being able to do a BM.

My wife, who would probably enjoy sleeping in a bed made out of cheese, would probably love this sandwich. However, it would probably be a good idea for her to stay away from this, at least for the baby-to-be's sake!


El Padrino said...


Jeff said...

Elena thanks you for not crediting her for this lead.

And I thank you for the image of you straining to crap for a week. However much I have to drink to forget that, it won't be enough.

Heff said...


I don't even eat at Denny's if I'm shit-faced at 1 am !!!!

(and that side-cut pic looks like sawed-off human ribs!)

Steph said...

That sounds disgusting. The Denny's here was demolished a couple months ago and is being rebuilt. Ever since it was tore down I've been craving breakfast from there.