Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Wacky News Stories

Road House is just an awesome movie. Where else can the following quote - "You're too stupid to have a good time" - work so well?

1. On Washington DC having the most accident-prone drivers of any U.S. city for the third straight year, according to Allstate Corp:
"I'm wondering if this has anything to do with the high concentration of politicians living in and around said area ..."

2. On a French teacher being suspended for spending too much time teaching about the Holocaust:
"He should've known better after accepting the teaching position at the Josef Goebels School."

3. On a beer truck crashing in California:

4. On a couple getting married inside Walmart:
"I'm going to take a wild guess on where they had their wedding registry ...."

5. On new research from the University of New Hampshire showing that the "gateway effect" of marijuana - that teenagers who use marijuana are more likely to move on to harder illicit drugs as young adults - is overblown:


scargosun said...

'Pain don't hurt.' Another classic line.

Heff said...

Sorry folks - BEST lines out of the movie :

Guy : "Hey, why don't you and I get out of here and get nipple to nipple ?"

Busty Girl : "I don't need YOU to do that..."

paige said...

3 and 5. Yes.