Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Wacky News Stories

Happy Spring, Y'all! Hopefully, no more snow!

1. On a TV presenter getting a death sentence for sorcery:
"They finally got his Lucky Charms!"
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/03/19/saudi.arabia.sorcery/index.html?hpt=T2

2. On Pittsburgh University Police investigating painted chickens.
"Is this worse than choking the chicken?"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7339258

3. On a man finding a cold intruder in bed with him:
"Seriously, the least an intruder could do is warm up before jumping in a stranger's bed, right?"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7337198

4. On the Tennessee senate saying that birds and fish are OK in a barbershop:
"Could you take a little off of my gills, please?"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7337213

5. On the world's shortest man dying in Italy:
"Apparently, somebody accidentally knocked over some table salt ..."
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/national_world&id=7332937

2 comments:

Jeff said...

1. Saudis didn't like the weather forecast.

2. They don't call it the Tower of Ignorance for nothing.

3. "Cold Intruder" sounds like a porn title.

4. "Squawk! Shave my balls! Squawk!

5. Kim Jong-Il left North Korea?

Realliveman said...

Trip'en!! T R I P P " E N!!!