Happy Spring, Y'all! Hopefully, no more snow!
1. On a TV presenter getting a death sentence for sorcery:
"They finally got his Lucky Charms!"
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/03/19/saudi.arabia.sorcery/index.html?hpt=T2
2. On Pittsburgh University Police investigating painted chickens.
"Is this worse than choking the chicken?"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7339258
3. On a man finding a cold intruder in bed with him:
"Seriously, the least an intruder could do is warm up before jumping in a stranger's bed, right?"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7337198
4. On the Tennessee senate saying that birds and fish are OK in a barbershop:
"Could you take a little off of my gills, please?"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7337213
5. On the world's shortest man dying in Italy:
"Apparently, somebody accidentally knocked over some table salt ..."
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/national_world&id=7332937
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2 comments:
1. Saudis didn't like the weather forecast.
2. They don't call it the Tower of Ignorance for nothing.
3. "Cold Intruder" sounds like a porn title.
4. "Squawk! Shave my balls! Squawk!
5. Kim Jong-Il left North Korea?
Trip'en!! T R I P P " E N!!!
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