Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Wacky News Stories

The countdown is on ... Is your Christmas ... er, holiday shopping finished?

1. On a woman kneeing her pregnant sister in the stomach during a fight over a shirt:
"I hope, at the very least, the shirt in question was a 'Who Farted?' shirt ..."
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-allentown-pregnant-sister-assault-20101202,0,7716071.story

2. On Polish taxpayers' money being spent on invisible art (a blank canvas):
"This is probably the opening of many polish jokes ..."
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3256046/Taxpayers-cash-spent-on-invisible-art.html

3. On a televangelist who admitted to cheating on his wife:
"Really? A televangelist doing seedy things? Really?
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/01/televangelist-says-he-cheated-on-wife-2/?iref=obnetwork

4. On live mice being found in the noodles of a Chinese restaurant:
"Good thing they didn't check the 'General Tso's Kitten.'"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3257151/Mice-found-in-noodles-ALIVE.html

5. On the rise in popularity of Amish Romance Novels:
"What's the next fad, vampire love story novels ... what? That already happened?"
http://www.newsweek.com/2010/12/02/books-amish-romance-novels.html

3 comments:

Heff said...

Haven't even BEGUN to shop !

krista zee said...

Yikes! Noodle Mice!

Jeff said...

1. It was an "I'm With Stupid" shirt.

2. Not limited to Poland: I saw canvas painted white, hung on a white wall -- at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.

3. God told me to sleep with her.

4. Dish was called: Chairman Mouse.

5. Did they show Forbidden Ankle?