Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Wacky News Stories

Oh my god ... I'm a dad!!!!

1. On a Queens woman planning to file suit after she says cops beat her because she didn't pick up her dog's poo:
"Sounds to me like the cops treated her a little 'ruff.'"

2. On a 'Naughty' joke getting Santa Claus fired from Macy's:
"How many elves does it take to make Mrs. Claus happy ..."

3. On a Missouri home being damaged by a lawnmower fire in the bedroom:
"Good thing the bathroom tractor didn't catch on fire!"

4. On a blind man being arrested for DUI:
"This guy has a good shot at being a New York cabbie!"

5. On police responding to a call of disturbance involving a male running around naked with a crack pipe in his hand in the afternoon:
"Must be Christmas vacation ..."


Steph said...

Congrats! How exciting! Hope everyone is doing well.

Thanks for sharing the news stories as always.

Heff said...

Congratulations on having "Little Los" !

paige said...

My first reaction - is any of that stuff even real? Must be. Can't make this stuff up.

El Padrino said...


-B- said...

Papa Los!!! Congrats, man!

Reverse said...

... and the man still has time to post. How does he do it?