More and more snow in Philly ... snowmen think it's cold!
1. On A 15-year-old boy suing a local golf course for $3 million after he was hit in the eye by his own golf ball:
"The lady who sued McDonalds because the coffee was hot thinks this is a stupid lawsuit."
http://www.katu.com/news/local/114408039.html
2. On Italian scientists claiming to have demonstrated cold fusion:
"Didn't Mountain Dew already demonstrate this?"
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-01-italian-scientists-cold-fusion-video.html
3. On researchers studying monkeys when they're drunk and comparing them to drunk humans:
"This would've been a great science project in middle school!"
http://www.wlsam.com/Article.asp?id=2088963&spid=
4. On a teacher being arrested for allowing his second graders to have sex in the classroom:
"Times tables are overrated!"
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/01/21/20110121oakland-second-graders-sex-acts-in-class.html
5. On Keith Olbermann signing off of MSNBC for the last time:
"Hopefully, this was an agreement with him and Rush Limbaugh to both sign off at the same time ..."
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41201964
Passing The Baton
10 months ago
2 comments:
Wow those are some good ones. Love the drunk monkey one.
Did Al Gore give a speech last night?
1. Tiger would've gotten non-monetary compensation.
2. "Intelligent Italians? Wait a minute, something odd is going on here!" -- Homer Simpson
3. Yeah, drunk humans would never do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx-_RCwVEqY
4. Readin', Writin', and Rim Jobs.
5. He peaked when Chris Myers called him "Groucho" on Sportscenter.
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