Friday, June 18, 2010

Wacky News Stories

Can't wait for the "Hot enough for ya?" comments to start!

1. On a study that reports anticipation can raise happiness for weeks before a holiday, but afterward the boost can end quickly:
"In other news, birds have feathers.",0,2600430.story

2. On a 6-year-old boy who wandered naked into a bar:
"I guess the parents needed a baby-sitter?"

3. On Pat Robertson telling a woman to make herself look more attractive to stop ‘flirting husband:’
"I can't understand why Pat Robertson is so misunderstood ... no wonder God thinks very highly of him ..."

4. On a new study that reports that professors who rate highly among students tend to teach students less, and professors who teach students more tend to get bad ratings from their students:
"In other news, water is wet ..."

5. On Van der Sloot planning to tell where U.S. teen Natalee Holloway is buried:
"He's also planning to tell Bud Selig all the players he sold PED's to."


Realliveman said...

Number 2: When I was a young lad (3 to 4 years old) I would wake up in the middle of the night, strip down and put on boot and wander the north east winters looking into the windows of neighboors houses. Useing my ninja-like skills I would slip past my parents and wander around the neighborhood. My parents eventually had to put a lock on the outside of my room so I couldn't escape.
Dang parents!

Jeff said...

1. Government-funded study.

2. Good thing Michael Jackson is dead.

3. Can't understand why people care about him, either.

4. Washington Post, breaking the really tough stories.

5. Also where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

paige said...

I have no words.