Football's over ... now what?
1. In a study that says your brain can only handle up to 150 friends.
"Ashton Kutcher's Twitter account is out to prove this study wrong!"
2. On a story that claims Hitler took an early form of Viagra for his encounters with Eva Braun.
"Sounds to me like he overdid it, because he was a huge dick ... get it?"
3. On a former mayor getting caught masturbating in women's panties.
"Marv Albert thinks this is weird."
4. On MTV's Jersey Shore being the inspiration for new clothing and hair styles.
"The only thing worse than this would've been if our fashion sense had been inspired by the "Ice Road Truckers" show.
5. On a cop who claims he failed a drug test because his wife spiked his meatballs with pot.
"John Edwards thinks this guy's a liar."